big sister is watching you

i have been warned.

"Dear Jezebel,

Your complete lack of ardour, ferver and zeal with regards to braaing
is making me troubled and upset. should you continue with your snide
comments about our national cuisine i shall be forced to braai outside
your bedroom window for twelve solid days ensuring a complete and
eternally braai-smoke flavoured jess henson.

you have been warned.

regards
the patriot.

p.s. yes. they are serious. very. damn. serious."

(um, here's what they're talking about. Vegetarians, at least, might sympathise with my lack of sympathy for the event...)